Wednesday, 6 May 2009

HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!

Introducing my new Superhero character, DICKMAN.

FACTS
- Spins a special web.
- HARD ON crime.
- Doesn't wear pants
- Side kick - Ball boy

WEAKNESSES
- Women with moustaches
- Icy water.
- Zips
- Vanessa Feltz

ARCH ENEMIES
- Lesbians ( though he still has some time for them )
- Dr Smeg
- Time of the month
- Other super hero dicks

FAVOURITE PASS TIMES
- Hanging about with his side kick BALL BOY.
- Romantic films. He has been known to shed a tear or two.
- Caving / mountaineering
- Getting pissed

Blimey, What an anti climax this would be.

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