Friday, 29 May 2009

FACEBOOK!

Everyday it kills me a little more.

Everyday it makes my blood boil.

Everyday I loose more hair.

What is all this about???

PEOPLE WHO USE THERE FACEBOOK STATUS TO SHOW HOW DOWN IN THE DUMPS THEY ARE FEELING.

BOO FRICKING HOO

I know I use and abuse facebook for personal gain, but what do people really think they will achieve by putting these kind of status updates on facebook.

STATUS

Just feeling really down today.

I split up with dave. All men are shits

My cats got hit by a lorry and are still dying. All 9 of them! ( Cats only have nine lives so surely one is dead )

I hate mondays.

Ahhhhh. I hate it.

People just love to have a really big moan. Who are these idiots.

Hmm they seem to be my friends.

Bollocks,

How will I get this to stop? Hmm. I know!

By doing my second least favorite thing and setting up a totally useless random facebook page that people can join and unite against the emotional sappers.

JOIN!!

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=107158240409

Hmm I may need to then do a facebook page against people who start and join pointless facbook groups.

P.s please please please stop using the word LOL.

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Wednesday, 27 May 2009

BBC NEWS PRESENTER

Now I thought I had done blogging for the day. But when I heard this I nearly spat my dinner on kate!

There is a BBC news reader callled.....

RIZLA TEETH!!!

Here is my proof. Mental!!!

Monday, 25 May 2009

Banksy

That bloomin banksy's at it again.

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Thursday, 21 May 2009

Media can be tricky

Now I don't consider myself to be an actor, more of a professional dick. But compared to these guys I'm Marlon Brando.



Now I don't consider myself to be technically skilled, But compared to this dude I'm Bill Gates.



I love the way he called his company EYETECH. As in hightech get it. He could have at least got rid of the random leg moment mid way through.

Monday, 18 May 2009

MY FIRST DAY AS A RUNNER

Starting out in the world of media is a tricky business. A shoot can be a very scary place especially for the runner, who is literally the dogsbody on set. Don't touch this, do touch that, where's my tea, WHERES MY EARL GREY?

Here is my first day on the job. Shot a year back.

Wednesday, 6 May 2009

HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!

Introducing my new Superhero character, DICKMAN.

FACTS
- Spins a special web.
- HARD ON crime.
- Doesn't wear pants
- Side kick - Ball boy

WEAKNESSES
- Women with moustaches
- Icy water.
- Zips
- Vanessa Feltz

ARCH ENEMIES
- Lesbians ( though he still has some time for them )
- Dr Smeg
- Time of the month
- Other super hero dicks

FAVOURITE PASS TIMES
- Hanging about with his side kick BALL BOY.
- Romantic films. He has been known to shed a tear or two.
- Caving / mountaineering
- Getting pissed

Blimey, What an anti climax this would be.

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